All Episodes
186 episodes of Morning KIX Extra with Randy & Jen
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Mon, Oct 12, 2026 · 12:58
The Firecracker, The Putin, and The Annoying Question
Randy & Jen recap "Good Morning Vietnam" for Jen's Movie Rehab, plus they talk about the recent rumors of Vladimir Putin's death, and they take calls about the annoying question that you always get asked!
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Mon, Sep 28, 2026 · 12:40
Drunken Neighborhood Pumpkin Consolation Prize
Randy & Jen talk celebrate the most pumpkiny-time of the year with some Oktoberfest songs, a special message from your neighborhood kids about how little you've been paying for fall cleanup, and what your relationship consolation prize was!
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Mon, Sep 14, 2026 · 11:52
What Cat Should You Never Shave on the First Date
Randy & Jen talk about a mystery cat shaver in Coventry, England, plus they get you ready for tax preparation time, and they talk about the thing you should never say on a first date!
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Mon, Aug 31, 2026 · 11:59
Putin Words to Rob a Supermarket With
Randy & Jen talk about a guy who tried to rob a supermarket with a stapler, the possibility of Putin retiring, they recap the movies E.T. and Friday the 13th, plus talk about your safe alternatives to cussing!
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Mon, Jul 27, 2026 · 14:47
Bathroom Expectancy Pilot Infomercial
Randy & Jen talk about how your life expectancy has shortened, plus a cockpit fight between a couple of airline pilots, and what you think should be a rule for when you're in the bathroom!
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Mon, Jul 13, 2026 · 20:46
Bigfoot, The Butt, & Bread
Randy & Jen talk about the recent Bigfoot sighting in Georgia and they argue about what you call the end piece on a loaf of bread.
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Wed, Dec 10, 2025 · 13:22
The Oldest Naughty or Nice Hallmark Christmas Movie
Randy & Jen talk about the upcoming Christmas Season, Christmas decorations, Hallmark movies, and the oldest clothes you have that you still wear!
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Wed, Nov 19, 2025 · 15:38
The Postal Calories You Don't Clean As Often As You Should
Randy and Jen talk about the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday, cranberry sauce, and that thing that you don't clean as often as you should!
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Wed, Oct 22, 2025 · 17:59
The Full-Size House of Candy Corn
Randy & Jen get ready for Halloween talking about the people that hand out full-size candy bars, how much they hate candy corn, and the thing that you can't live without!
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Wed, Sep 24, 2025 · 14:18
The Fall Season You Have Trouble Pronouncing Correctly
Randy and Jen talk about the first official day of fall and the words that you have trouble pronouncing correctly!
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Wed, Sep 10, 2025 · 14:38
Your Impulse Buy That's Already Putting Up Halloween Decorations
Randy and Jen talk about the start of the NFL season, and how summer's now over...plus they talk about your most recent impulse buy!
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Wed, Aug 20, 2025 · 11:56
The Back to School Episode
Randy & Jen talk about all things "Back to School", including salutes to the back to school shopping season, the Lunch Lady, and your most or least favorite school lunches!
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Wed, Jul 9, 2025 · 12:10
The Worst Sit-Around Vacation You've Ever Blown Up
Randy & Jen celebrate Independence Day by blowing a few things up, and they talk about the worst vacation you've ever had!
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Wed, Jun 25, 2025 · 17:02
The Sweaty Summer Sleighride You Never Used
Randy & Jen celebrate summer, talk about the new Amazon crypto, and that thing that you bought but never used!
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Wed, Jun 11, 2025 · 4:32
What Brokini Would You Get Your Dad for Father's Day?
Randy & Jen talk about the Brokini, Father's Day, and what three words of advice you'd give your 18 year-old self!
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Wed, May 28, 2025 · 14:11
The Doppler Day Camp You Always Wanted To Learn
Randy & Jen talk about a new type of weather radar, summer day camps, weddings on the moon, and the thing you've always wanted to learn, but never gotten around to!
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Wed, May 21, 2025 · 14:30
Killer Robot Graduate Truckers
Randy & Jen talk about this year's graduates, robot dogs, robot truckers, and the thing you found out about your significant other after you'd been married to them a while!
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Wed, May 7, 2025 · 11:23
The One About Cinco De Mayo
Randy & Jen celebrate Cinco de Mayo by talking about the "Old Person" thing you do!
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Wed, Apr 30, 2025 · 17:05
Faking Show-Off Injuries
Randy & Jen talk about the conspiracy theories surrounding the recent Jet Blue Origin space flight, having to take your pets out to do their "business" in the rain, and your show-off injuries!
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Wed, Apr 23, 2025 · 14:31
Your Easter Peep Deadline Cure
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Easter Peeps, the Tax Deadline, and your insomnia cures!
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Wed, Apr 16, 2025 · 12:46
The Haircut Your Tax Preparer Gave Your Kid
Randy & Jen talk about this year's tax season, and the time your kids gave themselves a haircut!
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Wed, Apr 9, 2025 · 15:10
The Little Sneezing Phone Horror Story
Randy and Jen talk about this year's allergy season, prom season, and your cell phone horror stories!
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Wed, Apr 2, 2025 · 16:32
The Weirdest Egg Farmer Your Busted Bracket Fooled
Randy & Jen talk about April Fool's, your busted bracket, egg farmers, and the weirdest compliment you ever received!
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Wed, Mar 19, 2025 · 15:20
The Girl Scout Bracket You Should Never Wear
Randy and Jen talk about this year's Girl Scout Cookies, Elon Musk becoming poor, and the thing you should never wear!
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Thu, Mar 6, 2025 · 15:07
The Girls Scout Cookie Invention You're Always Forgetting
Randy and Jen talk about this year's Girl Scout Cookies, inventions that are being stolen, and the thing you're always forgetting!
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Fri, Feb 21, 2025 · 14:16
The Shorts-Wearer You Dislike on the First Date
Randy & Jen talk about those people who wear shorts all winter long, Facebook features we'd like to see, and what you should never say on a first date!
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Wed, Nov 20, 2024 · 15:18
The Thing That Guarantees You're Going To Have A Postal Cornucopia
Randy & Jen talk about this year's holiday postal season, cornucopias, and the thing that guarantees you're going to have a bad day!
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Fri, Nov 15, 2024 · 12:36
The Strangest Atomic Turkey You've Ever Seen on the Thanksgiving Tree
Randy & Jen talk about the upcoming Thanksgiving season, how to stretch your dollars, and how NOT to, and they talk about the craziest thing you've ever witnessed at a Wal-Mart!
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Wed, Nov 6, 2024 · 17:26
The True Story About the Light Sweater Candy Bowl at Work
Randy & Jen talk about the candy bowl at work, this year's sweater season, and your crazy but true stories!
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Fri, Nov 1, 2024 · 15:57
The 2024 Halloween Episode
Randy & Jen celebrate the Halloween season talking about your irrational animal fear!
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Wed, Oct 23, 2024 · 17:38
Your Crazy Christmas Neighbor Dress Up
Randy & Jen talk about those people who already have their shopping done, lottery ticket prices increasing, and the craziest thing you've ever seen your neighbor do!
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Wed, Oct 9, 2024 · 13:13
The Sound of Leaf Blowers is Your Campaign Slogan
Randy and Jen celebrate the fall season the upcoming elections by helping you discover your own campaign slogan
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Wed, Oct 2, 2024 · 14:53
Your Tech Challenged Fall Impulse Buy
Randy & Jen talk more about the official kickoff to fall, answer a call from Randy's Mama, and talk about your biggest impulse buy!
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Wed, Sep 25, 2024 · 15:35
Who Has The Worst Self-Checkout Corn Maze
Randy & Jen talk about the fall season, corn mazes, self checkouts, and who has the worst job!
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Fri, Sep 20, 2024 · 18:15
The Baby Implant On Top Of Your Fridge
Randy & Jen talk about the most-regretted baby names, the new Neural brain implant, and what they'd end up with if they stole what is on top of your refrigerator!
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Fri, Sep 13, 2024 · 17:02
What Have They Done for the Short Life of Your Cuckoo Clock
Randy & Jen talk about the reduction in life expectancy, the new month, and the giant cuckoo clock that Jeff Bezos is building in Texas!
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Wed, Sep 4, 2024 · 18:33
The Worst Pumpkin Vacation You Ever Spiced
Randy & Jen talk about the EARLY Pumpkin Spice season, and the worst vacation experience you ever had!
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Wed, Aug 28, 2024 · 14:54
My Boss Made Me Go Back To School
Randy & Jen talk about the Back to School season and about the craziest thing your boss has ever made you do!
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Wed, Aug 14, 2024 · 16:06
August---Summer Part 2!
Randy & Jen talk about the month of August, Back to School, and your motel/hotel hell stories!
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Fri, Aug 9, 2024 · 17:37
The Stressed-Out Olympic Certificate that Narrated Your Life
Randy & Jen talk about a certificate of participation for the Olympics, how stressed-out we all are, and who you'd have narrate your life!
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Wed, Aug 7, 2024 · 16:39
Morning KIX Extra 08-07-24
Randy & Jen talk about how hot it's been, the new "squatchlett" picture, and the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do while drunk
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Wed, Jul 31, 2024 · 14:32
The Weirdest Hot Shark in Your Car
Randy & Jen talk about Shark Week, how hot it's been, and the weirdest thing you have in your car!
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Wed, Jul 17, 2024 · 20:51
The Running of the Shark Week
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Running of the Bulls, Shark Week, and the worst movie you've ever seen!
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Fri, Jul 12, 2024 · 14:59
The Fireworks Episode
Randy & Jen talk about this year's fireworks season, your freaked-out dogs, and what you should be able to bill your kids for!
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Wed, Jun 19, 2024 · 16:08
The Unfinished Sweaty Putin Project
Randy & Jen talk about Putin visiting North Korea, how hot it's been, and the unfinished guy project you have at your house!
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Fri, Jun 14, 2024 · 19:07
The Father's Day Episode
Randy and Jen talk about Father's Day and about the worst way your parents would embarrass you when you were a kid!
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Wed, Jun 12, 2024 · 19:49
The 40 Year-Old Man-Baby Announcement
Randy & Jen talk about a big announcement for Randy, plus about the man-baby that you have to deal with!
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Fri, Jun 7, 2024 · 19:54
Your Childhood Reverse Phobos Stories
Randy & Jen talk about saving Graceland with an Elvis Reverse Mortgage, Elon Musk's Mars Colony, and your childhood survival stories!
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Wed, Jun 5, 2024 · 13:39
The Student Loan Day Camp You Always Want More Of
Randy & Jen talk about student loan forgiveness, getting married in space, summer day camps, and that thing you always want more of!
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Wed, May 22, 2024 · 17:15
Never Have I Ever Graduated At A Self-Checkout Kiosk
Randy & Jen talk about this year's graduation season, the decline of the self-checkout kiosks, and ask you to fill in the blank: "Never, have I ever _____"!
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Fri, May 17, 2024 · 18:20
The Cancelled Graduation You Let A Robot Dog Give You A Kid Haircut For
Randy & Jen talk about cancelled graduations, a new flame-throwing robot dog you can buy, and the time your kids gave themselves a haircut!
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Fri, May 10, 2024 · 15:39
The Mother's Day Episode
Randy & Jen celebrate mom's big day talking about a new gift idea for mom, Mother's Day Brunch, and the most creative "parent threat" you've ever heard of!
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Wed, May 1, 2024 · 16:36
The Coffee You Use To Get Over It Being May
Randy & Jen talk about how the price of coffee is going up again, celebrate the beginning of May, and what you do to get over being dumped!
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Wed, Apr 24, 2024 · 22:28
The One Where Jen DOESN'T Watch Good Will Hunting
Randy & Jen talk about a new AI songwriter, the Bird Flu, Earth Day, and the worst way your kids have embarrassed you in public!
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Wed, Apr 10, 2024 · 17:25
The Tax Refund Eclipse That Got You Fired
Randy and Jen talk about the recent solar eclipse, the tax season, and your most epic "Got Fired" story!
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Fri, Apr 5, 2024 · 17:02
What Eclipse Do You Think We Could Have Lived Without
Randy & Jen talk about the effect of the upcoming solar eclipse might have on your pets, a new way to view the eclipse, and what invention you think we could have done without!
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Wed, Apr 3, 2024 · 17:33
The Easter Episode
Randy & Jen talk about all things Easter, including a special message to help promote this year's early Easter from a "more famous" character, Peeps with feelings, and your most (or least) favorite Easter candy!
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Wed, Mar 20, 2024 · 18:09
The Time Your Bracket Got Caught in an Office Pool Dummy
Randy & Jen talk about NCAA March Madness, including the person in your office that totally throws off your bracket pool, and ask about the time you got caught in something unfortunate!
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Fri, Mar 15, 2024 · 19:38
The St Patty's Day Episode
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Peep flavors, walking like an Irishman, and The thing that the two of you can't do together!
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Wed, Mar 13, 2024 · 17:23
The Richest Man Who's A Hollywood Freak When He's Asleep
Randy & Jen talk about the new world's richest man, the Oscars, a new TSA "self-check", and the person you know who is a freak when their asleep!
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Fri, Mar 8, 2024 · 18:49
Hide & Go Job Perk
Randy & Jen talk about the new game that adults are playing everywhere called, "Hide & Go Poop", plus they talk about it being the Year of the Cicada, and about the Job Perk where you work!
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Wed, Mar 6, 2024 · 19:10
The Weirdest Florida Man You've Ever Been Bit By
Randy & Jen talk about the first-ever Florida Man Games, how drinking can shrink your brain, and the weirdest thing you've ever been bitten by!
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Fri, Mar 1, 2024 · 16:19
The Weirdest Old Person You Ever Found In Your Pocket
Randy & Jen talk about how you get happier as you get older, plus how the show Obi Wan will NOT be returning to Disney, and the weirdest thing you ever found in your pocket!
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Wed, Feb 28, 2024 · 16:46
The Bald Mess-Ups That Smell Just Like You
Randy & Jen talk about how friends smell alike, how it's now considered harassment to call someone 'bald', and about the worst thing your kids have ever messed up!
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Wed, Feb 14, 2024 · 17:24
The Valentine's Episode
Randy & Jen talk all things love for Valentine's Day, including a couple of gift ideas, and about the worst Valentine's gift you've ever received!
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Fri, Feb 9, 2024 · 16:27
Super Bowl Oreo Wings
Randy & Jen get you ready for the Super Bowl with some wing suggestions, plus they talk about the new Oreo flavor, and what you should have to get permission from your spouse for!
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Wed, Feb 7, 2024 · 15:56
The Unbreakable Birthday Implant
Randy & Jen talk about Neuralink's first successful brain implant, Jeff Bezos' birthday, and your unbreakable rule!
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Fri, Feb 2, 2024 · 11:59
The Tax Season That You Should Never Share
Randy & Jen continue their celebration(?) of this year's tax season and talk about the thing that you should never share!
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Wed, Jan 31, 2024 · 15:55
The Trillionaire Inventor You Can't Stand
Randy & Jen talk about the world's first trillionaire, this year's tax season, and the social media behavior that you can't stand!
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Fri, Jan 26, 2024 · 18:43
The Worst Girl Scout Cookie You Ever Ran Into
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Girl Scout Cookies and the worst thing you ever accidentally ran into!
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Wed, Jan 24, 2024 · 17:07
I Can't Believe They're Banning the Hypothermia Caucuses
Randy & Jen talk about the FHA's plan to ban creative highway signs, the cold weather, and the Iowa Caucuses, plus they ask what you don't know how to do!
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Wed, Dec 13, 2023 · 22:04
The Last Episode of the Year!
Randy & Jen wrap up 2023 talking about Elvis on the Shelvis, how busy the Christmas season is, and the thing you lost in the break-up!
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Wed, Dec 6, 2023 · 13:58
What Movie Makes Your Coffee Maker Get a Case of the Sniffles?
Randy & Jen talk about how morning people are officially smarter, what a case of the sniffles means this year, and the movie that makes your guy cry!
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Wed, Nov 29, 2023 · 15:42
The Big Postal Fib You Already Have Done
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Christmas shopping with a special message from the postal service, and about the big fib you always tell!
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Fri, Nov 17, 2023 · 13:15
If Someone's a Premature Decorator What Can Stuff Them All The Way Down to 4724 Calories
Randy & Jen talk about "premature decorators", how many calories you'll consume on Thanksgiving, and what can take a "10" all the way down to a "5"!
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Wed, Nov 15, 2023 · 13:01
The A.I. Turkey You Have to Have the Name-Brand Version Of
Randy & Jen talk about the new Amazon A.I., this year's turkey season, and the thing that you have to have the name-brand version of!
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Fri, Nov 10, 2023 · 13:58
Your Last Text is your Turkey Monster Truck
Randy & Jen talk about a new turkey option for this Thanksgiving, a better way to think about fall foliage, and play a game where your last text is your new pickup line!
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Wed, Nov 8, 2023 · 16:01
The Atomic Turkey You Don't Clean As Often As You Should
Randy & Jen talk about an early option for your Thanksgiving table, the time change, and that thing you don't clean as often as you should!
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Fri, Nov 3, 2023 · 20:44
The Craziest Time Change in your Candy Bowl
Randy & Jen talk about your kid's sugar rush after Halloween, the Time Change, and the craziest thing you have in your junk drawer!
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Wed, Nov 1, 2023 · 18:03
The Halloween Episode
Randy & Jen celebrate Halloween with all things scary, and your stories about actual encounters with the supernatural!
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Fri, Oct 27, 2023 · 21:09
Jen's Snipe Hunt
Randy takes Jen out for the time-honored traditional Snipe Hunt!
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Fri, Oct 20, 2023 · 15:53
If You Could Make Up Your Own Mona Lisa Costume at Work, What Would It Be
Randy & Jen talk about the petition to have Jeff Bezos buy and eat the Mona Lisa, people who dress up at work for Halloween, and about your made-up holiday!
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Wed, Oct 18, 2023 · 13:29
The Christmas Eclipse at Your House
Randy & Jen talk about the recent eclipse, people who already have their Christmas shopping done, and ask if you had to have a celebrity stay at your house, which one would you want it to be?
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Fri, Oct 13, 2023 · 18:44
"I Can't Believe that I'm a Lonely Goatherd"
Randy & Jen talk more Oktoberfest celebrations, the new Hallmark Christmas movies, and the adult thing that you've never tried!
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Wed, Oct 11, 2023 · 14:32
Another Word for Drunken Powerball Wizard
Randy & Jen talk about Oktoberfests, the Powerball, and your alternative word for "Whoopie"!
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Fri, Oct 6, 2023 · 17:04
It's Beginning to Look Like You Got Stood Up
Randy & Jen talk about how it's beginning to look like Halloween, plus they have a special message for you from the kids in your neighborhood, and they talk about the time you got stood up!
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Wed, Oct 4, 2023 · 13:01
The Funniest Fall Football Ride You've Ever Seen
Randy & Jen talk about the Fall season, hay rides, the new Monday Night Football song, and the funniest movie you've ever seen!
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Fri, Sep 29, 2023 · 18:57
The 100th Episode
Randy & Jen celebrate the fact that someone had the poor judgement to give them a podcast with some of their favorite segments from the past year!
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Wed, Sep 27, 2023 · 14:27
The Autumn Maze You Still Use
Randy & Jen talk about the first day of fall, fall mazes, and that old thing that you still use!
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Fri, Sep 22, 2023 · 14:56
"I Love My Fall Foliage, But I Hate It When It Talks Like A Pirate"
Randy & Jen talk about a new Fall Festival, National Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ask you to fill in the blank; "I love my best friend, but hate it when they _______!"
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Wed, Sep 20, 2023 · 13:10
The Time You Got Asked to Leave the Genetic Corn Maze
Randy & Jen give a word of caution about this fall's corn mazes, that person who won't quit saying "Summer's over", and that time you got asked to leave somewhere!
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Fri, Sep 15, 2023 · 17:44
Trapped in an Over-Achiever Name Generator
Randy & Jen talk about the world's oldest marathon competitor, Elon Musk's secret child, and play a game where you're trapped in the last TV show you watched!
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Wed, Sep 13, 2023 · 14:29
The Hallmark NFL Channel in your Mouth
Randy & Jen talk about the new NFL season, a Hallmark Channel for men, and about the worst way you've ever seen someone put their foot in their mouth!
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Fri, Sep 8, 2023 · 16:27
The Tiny Whopper You Love to Smell and Hate
Randy & Jen talk about the Burger King lawsuit, how your cotton shopping bag is hurting the environment, and about the smell you hate that everyone else loves!
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Wed, Sep 6, 2023 · 14:20
Bigfoot Rules for the Bathroom
Randy & Jen talk about your shortened life expectancy, a new Bigfoot sighting, and what rules you think should be in place for the bathroom!
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Fri, Sep 1, 2023 · 16:09
The Pumpkin Spice Thing You Hated as a Kid, But Love as an Adult
Randy & Jen talk about all things pumpkin spice, and about the thing that you hated when you were a kid, but love now that you're an adult!
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Wed, Aug 30, 2023 · 16:47
Your Special Russian Sleep Ability
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Burning Man festival, Domino's leaving Russia, a new way to sleep standing up, and your "Special Ability"!
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Fri, Aug 25, 2023 · 13:39
How Hot Is it?
Randy & Jen talk about the cancelled Musk/Zuckerberg fight, the hot summer temperatures, and they ask, "How hot is it?"
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Wed, Aug 23, 2023 · 16:12
Back to School Part 2
Randy & Jen continue their celebration of the back-to-school season and talk about your most, or least, favorite school lunch when you were in school!
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Fri, Aug 18, 2023 · 15:47
Back to School Part 1
Randy & Jen celebrate the "Back to School" season with a special apology to all the kids, and talk about the trouble you got into when you were a kid that got you sent to the principal's office!
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Fri, Aug 11, 2023 · 13:39
The Weirdest Vacation You Ever Caught While Going Back To School
Randy & Jen talk about the general lack of vacation days, plus getting ready for back-to-school, and the strangest thing you ever caught while you were fishing!
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Wed, Aug 9, 2023 · 14:30
Your Mama's Forbidden Wagon Wheel
Randy & Jen talk about all of the Back To School ads, take a call from Randy's Mama, and talk about the movie you were forbidden from watching when you were a kid!
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Fri, Jul 21, 2023 · 16:57
Hot Dog Water in a Baby Bottle
Jen makes Randy drink hot dog water out of a baby bottle for losing "Would You Rather Wednesday" and they talk about who (besides Randy) do you thing has the worst job?
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Wed, Jul 19, 2023 · 25:02
Is Jeff Bezos a Lottery Hot Dog or Not?
Randy & Jen talk about a new hair-care option from Amazon, the new Powerball jackpot, how hot it's been, and whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not!
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Fri, Jul 14, 2023 · 14:30
The Running of the Powerball on Top of Your Fridge
Randy and Jen give you an update on this year's "Running of the Bulls", talk about the recent Powerball jackpot, and ask what they'd get if they stole what was on top of your fridge!
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Wed, Jul 12, 2023 · 16:05
The Running of the Weird Relatives
Randy & Jen talk about the annual "Running of the Bulls" in Pamplona Spain, a condition you may be suffering from called, "Adulthood", and the weird relative in your family!
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Fri, Jul 7, 2023 · 15:19
The Dumbest Reason You Were Ever Hot In The Summer
Randy & Jen recap your 4th of July celebration, talk about how hot it is, and take calls about the dumbest reason you've ever heard of someone ending a relationship!
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Fri, Jun 30, 2023 · 14:27
Morning KIX Extra - "The Independence Day Episode"
Randy & Jen talk about the fireworks that freak your dogs out, the people who light them late at night, and the phrase that makes you cringe when you hear it!
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Wed, Jun 28, 2023 · 17:32
Morning KIX Extra - "The Wild Werewolf Nerd BBQ"
Randy & Jen talk about a lady's werewolf decoration, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg going head-to-head, and about the time a wild animal got loose in your house!
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Fri, Jun 23, 2023 · 14:06
The Smoky Mountain B.O. Ride
Randy & Jen talk about a new flavor of Mountain Dew, a business transition for Bed, Bath, & Beyond, plus, they play a game where you complain about your pet, but refer to them as your roommate!
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Wed, Jun 21, 2023 · 18:41
Where The Sweaty Milk Prenups Go On Your T-Shirt
Randy & Jen talk about Jeff Bezos' prenup, World's Greatest Dad t-shirts, how hot it is, and where you think milk should go in the fridge!
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Fri, Jun 16, 2023 · 24:37
Morning KIX Extra - "The Father's Day That You Bought But Never Used"
Randy & Jen celebrate Father's Day in a few painful ways, plus they talk about that thing that you bought but never used!
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Wed, Jun 14, 2023 · 19:46
Morning KIX Extra - "The Weird Painting When You Pee"
Randy & Jen talk about the weirdest town name you've ever heard of, why you should sit when you pee, and Jen paints Randy's head for 'Would You Rather Wednesday'"!
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Fri, Jun 9, 2023 · 18:23
Morning KIX Extra - "The Crazy UFO Implant You Left On Top Your Car"
Randy & Jen talk about the increase in UFO sightings, bugs mating on your face, the Neuralink Implant, and the craziest thing you ever accidentally left on top your car!
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Wed, Jun 7, 2023 · 15:22
The Inconvenient Food You Regret
Randy & Jen try some very strange foods, talk about life regrets, and play a game called, "Burglary of Inconvenience"!
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Fri, Jun 2, 2023 · 17:38
Dated Starbucks Hot Dog Tech
Randy & Jen talk about the ingredients in your hot dog, the new ice coming to Starbucks, and the dated technology that you still swear by!
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Wed, May 31, 2023 · 20:03
Grabby Hands Snoop Rivalry on the Beach
Randy & Jen talk about a new breakfast treat for your bowl, plus Randy talks about his early crime-fighting days, they give the top 10 beaches for this year, and talk about your Sibling Rivalry stories!
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Fri, May 26, 2023 · 13:20
Morning KIX Extra - "The Star Wars Engagement in your Car"
Randy & Jen talk about Disney closing down the Star Wars hotel, Jeff Bezos' engagement, and the strangest thing you have in your car!
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Wed, May 24, 2023 · 14:19
Morning KIX Extra - "The Russian Tick Advice You'd Give Your Tortoise"
Randy & Jen talk about a tortoise that caused a huge wreck, a possible alternative for your vacation plans, this year's tick season, and the advice you would give your 18 year-old self if you could travel back in time!
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Fri, May 19, 2023 · 13:02
Morning KIX Extra - "The One We Couldn't Come Up With A Title For"
Randy & Jen talk about how the age 53 is the new sexy, they commiserate this year's prom season, and talk about that thing you've always wanted to learn, but never gotten around to.
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Wed, May 17, 2023 · 12:31
Morning KIX Extra - "Where you thought Russian Tick Babies Came From"
Randy & Jen talk about this year's tick season, a possible vacation choice, and where you mistakenly thought babies came from when you were little!
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Fri, May 12, 2023 · 15:53
Morning KIX Extra - "It's a Mama Doggy Prank After All"
Randy & Jen talk about this year's Westminster Dog Show winner, the upcoming Mother's Day, and the best/worst prank your parents ever played on you!
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Wed, May 10, 2023 · 13:03
Morning KIX Extra - "The Mom's Day Episode
Randy & Jen celebrate mom's with some special Mother's Day reminders, and they talk about when you realized you were turning into your parents!
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Tue, May 2, 2023 · 13:11
Morning KIX Extra - "I Love It When I Urinate By The NFL Draft"
Randy & Jen talk about the guy who is hit by a flying cow while peeing next to the train tracks, the first day of May, the NFL Draft, and ask you to fill in the blank; "I love it when ____"!
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Fri, Apr 28, 2023 · 18:40
Morning KIX Extra - "The Coffee Episode"
Randy & Jen taste-test a bunch of different coffees to see which one they like the best, and they talk about how you take your coffee!
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Wed, Apr 26, 2023 · 12:46
Morning KIX Extra - "The Old Professional Earth Thing You Do"
Randy & Jen celebrate this year's Earth Day, Administrative Professional's Day, and they talk about that "Old Person" thing you do!
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Fri, Apr 21, 2023 · 16:36
Morning KIX Extra - "Cancel All the Wine Satellites"
Randy & Jen talk about how wine is now NOT good for you, a new option to cancel your subscription services, and the weirdest place you ever had a call of nature
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Wed, Apr 19, 2023 · 15:30
The Tax Episode
Randy & Jen talk about this year's tax season, Jen recaps the movie "Terminator", and they talk about the inanimate object that is your enemy!
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Fri, Apr 14, 2023 · 16:06
Morning KIX Extra- "The Dalai Lama Tax Refund"
Randy & Jen talk about the Dalai Lama's recent social screw-up, this year's tax season, and the myth that you believed when you were a kid!
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Fri, Apr 7, 2023 · 15:15
The PEEPS Episode
Randy & Jen talk about all things Peeps to get you ready for Easter, plus Jen reviews the movie "Deliverance", and they talk about the weirdest thing you ever hit with your car!
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Wed, Apr 5, 2023 · 13:25
The Baseball Lovehandle
Randy & Jen talk about this year's opening day for Major League Baseball and special nickname for your sweetie!
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Fri, Mar 31, 2023 · 14:11
The Most Boring Missing Plumber Subscription
Randy & Jen talk about the missing plumber that had just fallen asleep on the job, a new way to get out of your subscription services, and the most boring fact about you!
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Fri, Mar 24, 2023 · 12:48
Mama's Secret Clown Scout Mispronunciation
Randy & Jen talk about how the new girl scout cookies are being marked up as much as 1,500%, plus how clown sightings are apparently a thing again, and about the mispronunciation that drives you nuts!
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Wed, Mar 22, 2023 · 15:54
Jonesing Bear Rules in the Spring
Randy & Jen celebrate the first day of spring and talk about Columbia's cocaine hippo problem, a new job called the "bear cuddler", and the family rules that you had when you were growing up!
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Fri, Mar 17, 2023 · 17:51
Morning KIX Extra - "50th Episode Celebration....Beer"
Randy & Jen celebrate 50 episodes of Morning KIX Extra by making Randy wear a Leprechaun costume for St Patrick's Day....plus they talk about the weirdest thing you've ever heard someone say to a kid!
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Wed, Mar 15, 2023 · 17:00
The Time-Change Voicemail You're Irrationally Afraid Of
Randy & Jen take a voicemail from their boss, celebrate the time change, and talk about the thing you're irrationally afraid of!
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Fri, Mar 10, 2023 · 16:03
The Oscar Space Kidnappings
Randy & Jen talk about the future of space tourism, this year's ridiculous Oscar gift bags, and what your kidnappers would return you for talking too much about!
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Fri, Mar 3, 2023 · 16:00
The Backhanded Nap in a Box Detector
Randy puts Jen through the show's lie detector and they talk about how you can now take a nap in a box at work, plus a new solution for all of your subscription services, and the most backhanded compliment you've ever heard!
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Wed, Mar 1, 2023 · 16:24
The Bald Man That's Talking Too Much At The Movies
Randy & Jen talk about how the term "bald" is apparently now offensive, plus they try out a new gizmo that tells you when you're talking too much, and they talk about the way your significant other embarrasses you in public!
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Fri, Feb 17, 2023 · 15:09
The Valentine's Episode
Randy & Jen talk about all things Valentine's, including the poor sap who forgot about it, and they take your calls about your biggest turn-off!
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Wed, Feb 15, 2023 · 20:51
The Worst Valentine's Super Bowl Out By The Lake
Randy & Jen debut what they think may be one of the greatest songs they've ever heard, plus they recap two rom-coms for Jen's Movie Rehab, and they talk about the worst Valentine's gift you've ever received!
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Fri, Feb 10, 2023 · 17:08
The Superbowl Concussion Food Craving
Randy & Jen talk about all things Super Bowl, including that guy who tries to bring a veggie tray to your party, and they talk about your biggest food cravings!
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Wed, Feb 8, 2023 · 14:02
The Mark Zuckerberg Bear You've Never Been Able To Understand
Randy & Jen talk about Robot Zuckerberg letting Trump back on Facebook, the better alternative to the Vermont Teddy Bear, another bad tax preparation choice, and the sayings that you've never been able to understand!
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Fri, Jan 27, 2023 · 12:58
The Firecracker, The Putin, and The Annoying Question
Randy & Jen recap "Good Morning Vietnam" for Jen's Movie Rehab, plus they talk about the recent rumors of Vladimir Putin's death, and they take calls about the annoying question that you always get asked!
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Wed, Jan 25, 2023 · 18:51
The Worst Tax Telemarketer You Ever Ran Into
Randy & Jen celebrate the 2023 Tax Season with a special tribute, plus they field a random telemarketer call, and talk about the craziest thing you ever accidentally ran into!
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Fri, Jan 20, 2023 · 16:32
Would You Rather Eat Girl Scout Cookies Or Have Your Nose Hair Yanked Out
Randy & Jen celebrate "Would You Rather Wednesday" to benefit Charlie 22 Outdoors by waxing their nose hair, and they talk about the new girl scout cookie flavor and your biggest driving pet peeves!
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Wed, Jan 18, 2023 · 11:59
Putin Words to Rob a Supermarket With
Randy & Jen talk about a guy who tried to rob a supermarket with a stapler, the possibility of Putin retiring, they recap the movies E.T. and Friday the 13th, plus talk about your safe alternatives to cussing!
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Fri, Jan 13, 2023 · 11:52
What Cat Should You Never Shave on the First Date
Randy & Jen talk about a mystery cat shaver in Coventry, England, plus they get you ready for tax preparation time, and they talk about the thing you should never say on a first date!
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Wed, Jan 11, 2023 · 16:54
The Stupidest House of Representatives Throat Lozenge
Randy & Jen recap the Back to the Future movies for Jen's Movie Rehab, talk about the new speaker of the House, Yellowstone Throat Lozenges, and the dumbest thing you've ever seen your significant other do!
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Fri, Jan 6, 2023 · 15:54
The Southwest Airlines Movie You Refuse to Watch
Randy & Jen talk about the sharp needles from your Christmas tree, the Southwest Airlines holiday fiasco, and the movie that you refuse to watch!
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Wed, Dec 21, 2022 · 16:47
The Christmas Episode
Randy & Jen talk about a Grinch policeman that gave out onions instead of tickets...and take your calls about the Christmas songs you absolutely cannot stand (and they give you a few new ones to add to the list!
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Fri, Dec 16, 2022 · 14:12
The Offensive Hallmark Fib You Always Tell
Randy & Jen talk about Hallmark movies, Wal-Mart shoplifters, the most offensive time of the year, and the big fib you always tell!
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Wed, Dec 14, 2022 · 15:30
Bad Day Santa Shorts with the Flu
Randy & Jen talk about a Santa for adults, plus recap the movies "Bad Santa" and "Krampus" with Jen's Movie Rehab, and talk about what guarantees you're going to have a bad day!
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Fri, Dec 9, 2022 · 12:08
Baby Yoda Boxes You Don't Clean
Randy & Jen talk about the trailer for the new season of Mandalorian, Jen reviews the Christmas movie Die Hard, and they talk about the thing you don't clean as often as you should!
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Wed, Dec 7, 2022 · 14:28
The Die Hard Christmas Your Kids Wouldn't Understand
Randy & Jen talk about Die Hard as a Christmas movie, a nose-biter at a golf game, and the thing you had to deal with as a child that your kids wouldn't understand.
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Wed, Nov 30, 2022 · 19:56
The Green Bean Casserole Episode
Randy goes on his annual soap box against green bean casserole, and Jen finally gets him to actually try some!
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Fri, Nov 18, 2022 · 16:52
Jeff Bezos Uses Some Gravy Fail Rehab
We translated Putin's press release about why he's missing the G20 Summit, Jeff Bezos is a singer, Jen reviews "Saving Private Ryan," and we'll hear about your texting fails!
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Wed, Nov 16, 2022 · 13:48
The Luckiest Titanic Lottery
Randy & Jen talk about the huge Powerball jackpot and the best ways to spend it, plus the rumor of a Titanic 2 (if Avatar 2 doesn't pan out), and they talk about the luckiest thing that ever happened to you!
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Fri, Nov 11, 2022 · 15:08
Your Pet Rug Billionaire's Junk Drawer
Randy & Jen have the recap on Jen's Movie Rehab for Monty Python's Holy Grail, plus they talk about a taxidermist that will stuff your dead pet, and they find out the weirdest thing you have in your junk drawer!
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Wed, Nov 9, 2022 · 18:57
Farmer Bob's Inflation-Fighting Animal Fears
We've got Jen's recap of Silence of the Lambs and The Ritual with "Jen's Movie Rehab", plus we've got an alternative suggestion for this year's Thanksgiving, and we talk about your animal fears!
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Wed, Nov 2, 2022 · 17:08
Unbelievable Cockroaches After Christmas Turkeys
Randy & Jen commiserate the fact that it is already Christmas (apparently), Jen gets her new movie assignments for Jen's Movie Rehab, and they talk about your Unbelievable but True stories!
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Fri, Oct 28, 2022 · 18:31
Now That's What I Call Scary Candy Corn Bees
Randy & Jen talk about a woman who set a hive of bees loose on police, they sing about their hatred of candy corn, and talk about that scary noise you heard that turned out to be nothing!
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Wed, Oct 26, 2022 · 15:04
The Worst Dressed-Up Halloween Monster of All
Randy & Jen talk about a new Halloween weight-loss program, sing about the worst Halloween candy of all, kick off "Jen's Movie Rehab", and ask which monster you think was the scariest!
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Fri, Oct 21, 2022 · 16:15
Straight Out of an Elaborate Haunted House
Randy & Jen salute the Elaborate Pumpkin Carvers, plus talk about a kid who accidentally swallowed a squeak toy (it's hilarious), and they try to settle the argument about whether or not it's okay to drink straight from the container!
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Wed, Oct 19, 2022 · 14:25
The Weird Smell of your Light Sweater Bagpipes
Randy & Jen celebrate light-sweater weather and talk about how King Charles wakes up every morning with BAGPIPES?!! Plus, they talk about the weird smell you secretly love!
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Fri, Oct 14, 2022 · 17:24
Historically Famous Pumpkin Carving
Randy & Jen talk about how a man carves his pumpkin, how Amazon won't allow cannabis accessory sales, something that is WAY scarier than your local haunted house, and they talk about your historically famous relative!
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Wed, Oct 12, 2022 · 15:21
All Men Should Know How to Clean Up Skeleton Arms
Randy & Jen talk about a stolen skeleton arm from a giant Halloween display, plus Jen sings about her Hayride Happiness, and they take calls about what all men should know how to do!
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Fri, Oct 7, 2022 · 20:58
Hallmark Birthday Commutes Taste AWFUL
Randy & Jen talk about the upcoming Hallmark Christmas movies, how your commute is getting longer, and they commiserate the fact that Jen forgot Randy's birthday...Plus, they talk about the worst thing you've ever tasted!
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Wed, Oct 5, 2022 · 12:40
Drunken Neighborhood Pumpkin Consolation Prize
Randy & Jen talk celebrate the most pumpkiny-time of the year with some Oktoberfest songs, a special message from your neighborhood kids about how little you've been paying for fall cleanup, and what your relationship consolation prize was!
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Fri, Sep 30, 2022 · 16:58
The Richest Gunfight You Ever Heard
Randy & Jen talk about how two of the top billionaires, no longer are...and a gunfight that happened recently at the Karaoke Corral, and the best advice that you've ever heard!
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Wed, Sep 28, 2022 · 17:36
When Short People Grew Up
Randy & Jen talk about a new surgery to make short people taller, plus this year's Farmer's Almanac prediction...and what you wanted to be when you grew up!
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Fri, Sep 23, 2022 · 13:20
Disney's Trench-Decorating Nose Biter is a Mess
Randy & Jen talk about Disney's recent decline in quality, a nose-biter at a Razorbacks game, and some fall mazes to watch out for...plus, how to ruin a first date with just four words!
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Fri, Sep 16, 2022 · 16:21
Merit Badge for King Chuck Blood Test Alert
Randy & Jen talk about a new blood test that can predict when you're gonna die, plus they interview Pinocchio about the new live-action Disney remake, and they talk about merit badges for adulting things!
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Wed, Sep 14, 2022 · 17:34
Food You Shouldn't Eat While Watching the Hallmark Channel
Randy & Jen talk about this year's line up for Dancing with the Stars, Christmas movies on the Hallmark Channel, and food you should never eat while driving.
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Fri, Sep 9, 2022 · 14:47
Bathroom Expectancy Pilot Infomercial
Randy & Jen talk about how your life expectancy has shortened, plus a cockpit fight between a couple of airline pilots, and what you think should be a rule for when you're in the bathroom!
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Wed, Sep 7, 2022 · 16:02
Lying Down at Burning Man with the Bear & the Moose
Randy & Jen talk about Burning Man, the "Lying Down Championships", and the weirdest street name you've ever heard of.
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Wed, Aug 31, 2022 · 12:45
Campbell's Special House of Bezos
Randy & Jen talk about a recent bombing attempt at a Campbell's soup factory, plus the new House of Dragons theme song, and a new way to check out at Whole Foods...plus they talk about your special ability!
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Wed, Aug 24, 2022 · 12:25
Attack of the Kindergarteners
For Back-to-School Season, Randy & Jen talk about your most favorite (or least favorite) school lunch when you were a kid...plus they speculate on what a horror movie based on the first day of school might sound like!
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Fri, Aug 19, 2022 · 13:30
Pumpkin Spice Alligators & Back to School
Randy & Jen celebrate the return of pumpkin spice and thank the man who's responsible for it's creation, they'll tell you about the Parental Back to School Kit, and talk about the trouble that got you sent to the principal's office.
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Thu, Aug 18, 2022 · 12:35
7-UP Milk and a Yard Sale Pachamama
All theRandy & Jen try 7-UP in milk (because somebody said it might be a good idea), and they talk about the man who woke up to discover he'd been sacrificed to an earth goddess, plus they talk about the weirdest thing you've ever seen for sale at a yard sale! best bits, parodies, and phone calls you've missed!
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Fri, Aug 12, 2022 · 17:04
08-12-22 Would You Rather Wednesday, Way Too Many Calls, and Worst Job Ever
Randy gets dunked to benefit the Seneca Fire Auxiliary for Would You Rather Wednesday, we talk about a lady who called 911 11,000 times, and we take your calls about who has the WORST job!
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Wed, Aug 10, 2022 · 20:46
08/10/22---Bigfoot, The Butt, & Bread
Randy & Jen talk about the recent Bigfoot sighting in Georgia and they argue about what you call the end piece on a loaf of bread.
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Fri, Aug 5, 2022 · 15:13
08-07-22
Randy & Jen talk about what you might be leaving them in your will, and Randy puts Jen through the paces with Morning KIX Boot Camp!
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Wed, Aug 3, 2022 · 16:55
Couch Cushions & Velveeta Martinis
Randy & Jen talk about the new Velveeta Martini, plus Randy sings about how much he loves his underwear, and they talk about the craziest thing you've ever found in your couch cushions.
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Wed, Apr 12, 2023 · 18:05
Morning KIX Extra-"The Easter Episode"
Randy & Jen celebrate the Easter season with some Morning KIX Karaoke, and some special help from their friend, Kyler...plus the talk about the weirdest thing you've ever seen sitting on the side of the road!
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Wed, Jul 23, 2025 · 12:52
The Most Adult Thing You've Ever Seen A Shark Do
Randy & Jen talk about how hot it's been lately, Shark Week, adulthood, and the dumbest thing you've ever seen someone do while intoxicated!
