Sep 22, 2022
There’s a new surgery available if you want to be to be taller! For just $80,000… a surgeon can break your femurs and put you back together with screws and nails, giving you an extra 2 to 4 inches in height! They’ve also got to stretch out your skin and ligaments, and you might look … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Short People”
Sep 20, 2022
It’s not even autumn and ALREADY the Halloween Store has arrived for all our spooky needs… Masks with eyes that bleed? Check. Creepy animatronic zombie that lunges at your ankles when you walk by? Check. Inflatable pumpkins that sort of look like those leaf trash bags when they’re deflated? Check. All that and more when … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Shopping at the Halloween Store”
Sep 19, 2022
Things at Disney aren’t going so well! Rides keep breaking down, there’s trash EVERYWHERE, and prices just keep going up! In July, video surfaced of Disney guests escaping one of the log boats on Splash Mountain after it began sinking. Last month, park goers on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Magic Kingdom were … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Disney, It’s a Mess!”
Sep 16, 2022
Ready to binge-watch something new? Many new movies and TV shows are available to watch on streaming services this weekend — everything from season five of “The Handmaid’s Tale” on Hulu to the new dark comedy film “Do Revenge,” streaming on Netflix.
Sep 16, 2022
An ode to the new King of England… King Charles! I mean, King Chuck!
Sep 12, 2022
Sep 9, 2022
The best part about labor day is the three day weekend. The second best part is the short work week! This one’s for that guy who keeps saying “It’s Friday already?!”
Sep 9, 2022
Ready to binge-watch something new? Many new movies and TV shows are available to watch on streaming services this weekend — everything from season five of “Cobra Kai” on Netflix to the live action remake of Walt Disney’s classic animated film “Pinocchio,” streaming on Disney+.
Sep 6, 2022
For the second year in a row, the average life expectancy for Americans has decreased! Which I guess means there’s a lot more stuff we can get away with if we’re just gonna die earlier… Right?
Sep 1, 2022
It’s time for Burning Man! Ah, what a time… When a bunch of folks trek to the dessert and may or may not enjoy some extra curriculars. Ya know. Knitting. Or underwater basket weaving. Or drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.
Aug 30, 2022
Most days of the week have their own appeal, right? Like Friday… The end of the work week. Saturday and Sunday are the weekend! Monday… We don’t talk about Monday. Wednesday is hump day, Thursday is a good day for being thirsty… but what about Tuesday? Unless you’ve got tacos (and margs?), it’s just kinda … Continue reading Morning KIX Karaoke – “Another Tuesday That Sucks”
Aug 29, 2022
Coffee is the best way to get through the morning…especially a Monday morning. You gotta caffeinate yourself!
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